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Author Topic: Mid-January New Year Resolution Solutions  (Read 633 times)
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« on: January 21, 2010, 05:07:20 PM »
Move more…Walk to the fridge more often
Drink more water…One gets more personal breaks @ work
Eat @ least 5 fruits or vegetables a day…Add a apple/cherry pizza to the order
How to buy the best exercise equipment…Choose the 1 that will hold the most laundry
Skip the 1-year gym membership buy the lifetime instead…You only need to go to the gym once   wink

 
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2010, 06:26:07 PM »
LOL   I esp. love the exercise equipment that holds the most laundry!
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2010, 10:50:52 AM »
Seanfan, my mind was just trying to escape the treadmill drudgery!

The word ‘crunch’ was better when associated with a tasty food…Who thinks of this torture?!?
Did you know… there is exercise equipment designed to hurt every muscle in the human body   wink
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 08:37:40 PM »
Who needs thigh master, bun master or stair master…when there's shovel master…Got Snow?!?  wink
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2010, 02:00:16 PM »
Did you know...You might be dating a snow shovel when you have been going steady with it… wink
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 07:42:58 PM »
Rumor has it: it’s not only the dryer that shrinks clothes but the fridge…  wink
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 08:26:55 PM »
The Shovel Aerobics Update…I quit…water ‘runs’… undecided
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2010, 08:13:44 PM »
Hey chatters, the other nite Mr. Art was inquiring if I was a he or she…
I wanted to answer with some inspiring wisdom...so... Sealed
I pondered & sadly only the orginal thought kept scrolling through my mind...

"Gee I sure hope you weren’t looking @ a picture"… grin
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2010, 07:37:13 PM »
Have you walked your lawnmower today…it too can chew your shoes when rambunctious… wink
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 12:38:36 AM »
Bluz...For fun, I bought a Thigh Master as I had had one years ago.  A few days ago, the hubby says "So...when are you going to use the Thigh Master"  Shocked...NOT the thing to say  Steel Chair.  It was fun hearing him talk his way out of that one LOL.
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2010, 07:44:31 PM »
Most of the time it is entertaining to see someone talk around that toe juice cocktail… wink
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